...Grow Up to Be... DRUMMERS.
When you first start dating a drummer you think it's really cute they are so consumed by the need to drum anywhere, anytime, on anything, using any and everything as a drumstick.
After about 2 months you just want to cut their freaking hands off.
Now after 6 years of dating and married bliss I got surprised with a new one! We were driving home from Weymouth and Kenny was really going to town drumming on the dashboard, and all of the sudden the Jeep feels like it's lurching along in time to the music... I'm like, TELL ME you're not using the gas pedal as the bass drum pedal? (Insert Sheepish Look and apology.)