The Mice will make a Nest out of Buoys in his garage! How cool are these?
Most wives would complain when their husband goes away on a golf trip during his vacation week, but Salvage Chick is a very supportive and loving wife. "Oh Honey, you should go for THREE days, not TWO! You deserve it..." She may have ulterior motives.
Hopefully she will have all this stuff SOLD by the time he gets back and he will think she just spent her days floating in the pool slurping Blue Slush Puppies. We should send her to a spray-on tanning salon so he is not tipped off by the Farmer's Tan; you can't exactly Dumpster Dive in a bathing suit.
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