Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Do You Know Where You Are???

If your first thought was "You're in the Jungle, Baby!" then mark your calendar for the debut of the South Shore's most Rockin' Guns & Roses Tribute Band, "Dust & Bones", appearing Halloween Night at Basta's in Weymouth. For those of you wondering What Is She Talking About and Why is She Spamming us Blog Fans with an ad for a Headbanger's Ball??? I'll let you in on a little secret. Most of you know me as Salvage Chick, but I'm also... Mrs. Axl Rose. I know, I might as well invite the Paparazzi over for Thanksgiving Dinner, it's bad enough they found out where Salvage Chick lives when I had that yard sale, now I've disclosed that when Kenny sheds his IP-telephony Troubleshooting Clark Kent persona, he is a Rock & Roll Superhero! Axl will be appearing around 9:30 on Saturday at Basta's... the dog & the rice cooker are staying at home.

Oh and for all you ladies with their sights set on Axl, HANDS OFF! He's mine. And I'll be sporting fake tattoo sleeves so I'll be extra tough that night. Hope to see you there! The band is REALLY good and I'm not just saying that because I'm so relieved they're finally not playing in my basement anymore.


cfb said...

We had that rice cooker. It just croaked.

Salvage Chick's Blog said...

Oh no! Come to the concert and maybe Axl will give you his, SIGNED! I can just see it on eBay now: "Axl Rose's Cuisinart Rice Cooker".

cfb said...

Not sure my husband would be as into it (we already got a replacement, but, I do miss THAT one!)

I saw those tattoo sleeves and SO wanted to buy them! I simply could not find a reason. They look like so much fun, have a great time!