HOLD ON!

The high turnover of late has really gotten people on the Bandwagon of putting things On Hold. So much so, I had to start posting "ON HOLD for So-and-So", because I was getting duplicate requests and can't always respond to everyone immediately via email before I mark it On Hold on the website.

Today an email arrived from a well-known address and when I saw the subject "Hold Request", I couldn't click fast enough to open the email and see what this guy was interested in next. "How much for Duff?" it read; "Can I put him on hold?" Now THAT was funny. (for those who haven't seen it, I put a pic of my dog Duff's handsome mug on the What's New page, billing him as our C.S.O. or Chief Sniffing Officer) Unfortunately Duff just signed a multi-year contract to serve as C.S.O. and as such I can't sell him at this time... Sorry Jerry! Too bad because I've been kind of looking for a loophole to get out of this contract, Duff put in all kinds of hidden riders like bottomless bowls of kibble and he has a tendency to fall asleep during board meetings while emitting noxious gas. But I guess I'm stuck with him for now!