Friday, October 22, 2010

I've Got a Bone to Pick

But then again, don't I always? Ha Ha.

Several people have actually asked me if these bones are REAL.

UMMM... Yeah they are, let me know if you're going to buy them so I can go rob another grave. Why do they cost 25 bucks? Well, that includes the vintage crate they are nestled in, and do you know what a bitch it is to boil the flesh off of a skeleton?

Seriously, People! I mean I'll float a doll head in a jar of fake formaldehyde (see Previous Post) but I'm pretty above selling actual human remains. And not just because there are laws against things like that; I tried it once and it totally stank up the shop. (YES I AM KIDDING!!)

Do you think I need a sign that says "No bodies were harmed in the making of this STYROFOAM skeleton"?!?


Claudia said...

My tongue hasn't bled as much as it has this Halloween season! But I am sure they could read my expressions! LOL

cfb said...

Are those bones REAL????

cfb said...

PS: a) sorry, just had to be obnoxious

b) LOVE the new layout!

c) THANK YOU for linking to my blog. People that click over from your blog make up like, 80% of visits to my blog so I am seriously indebted to you! :-)

Anonymous said...

I thought maybe the bones were the remains of the customer who asked for all 10 of the pink flamingos for $5. :-) Jerry

Anonymous said...

I am pretty sure I know of a blood hound that would be happy to clean those bones for you for free...c'mon you KNOW he would do it!


Kellybelly said...

Well, at least they weren't inquiring about your boobs, right?

LOL at Jerry!