That being the scary stairs that lead down to the cellar in my 175 year old home:
Which, more often than not, I blindly descend carrying a mountain of laundry when what to my wondering feet should appear but...
My Brother-in-Law visited last week and got a special kick out of seeing THIS sign on the door to the cellar:
I felt a little bad because I know Kenny tries to be a role model to his younger brothers so I thought I had removed all evidence that he can be kind of an idiot. (There WAS a companion sign on the dishwasher that read "Insert Dirty Dishes Here, but luckily I got to that in time.)
Then I got to thinking, maybe there is a market for this kind of thing. Does anyone else need signs like this? I could totally make more and sell them at Salvage Chic. Hand-written, of course, so they'd be somewhat of a collectible. I could even tea-dye the paper, so it looks nice and vintage in your Country Primitive home. Hell, someone donate me a new Sharpie and I'll even make you one for free.